Chatlogs are Never Funny

Except this one. So anyway I'm getting away from WoW-blogging for now since, der, no WoW to play so... If you hate hearing day-to-day stuff (that may be mildly offensive) remove me from your readers. Except don't because I love you all. Anyway. The new boy (whom I ever-so-affectionately call Shirts) linked me this youtube this morning:



After which the following conversation was held.

ro_octopi: i want a robot
ro_octopi: get me a robot pls
Shirts: I want a robot too
Shirts: maybe like someday I can just have a robot instead of an actual kid
Shirts: fkin
ro_octopi: yes
Shirts: going out of town
ro_octopi: hahah
Shirts: put it like
Shirts: in the dishwasher or something
ro_octopi: i'd totally have robot babies
Shirts: yes
ro_octopi: good plan shirts
ro_octopi: let's do it

So it was settled. The robot baby must be had. Our robot baby. And it could just be conveniently stored in the dishwasher when we left home! Most excellent. Epic, even. Later tonight plans were solidified for our mechanical child.

After discussing the capes our crime-fighting (crime-causing?) duo would have I asked if our robot baby could have one too. Don't want him to feel left out, you know?

ro_octopi: can our robot lovechild have a cape too
Shirts: yes
Shirts: it can be a transformer
Shirts: that can become a cape
ro_octopi: cos he'd feel left out
Shirts: can we call it steve?
Shirts: or jeff
Shirts: to help it blend in with the other robot kids
Shirts: cuz it's going to have a weird accent
ro_octopi: german
ro_octopi: no
ro_octopi: dutch
ro_octopi: dutch robot
Shirts: dutch
ro_octopi: YES
Shirts: heart u
ro_octopi: YESSSSs
Shirts: somuch
Shirts: dutch robot baby
Shirts: named jeevet
ro_octopi: jeevet von robotstrausen
Shirts: YES

There you have it. The tale of Jeevet von Robotstrausen.